Walking on Water – Part 1

October 5, 2008 in Personal

I have recently received a most thoughtful and, with my own degree of religious devotion in mind, appropriate present. “Grow Jesus”, just pop him into a glass of water and watch him grow by up to 600% in 72 hours.

This just has to be blogged!

Carefully removing Our Lord from his blister pack I popped him into a Coke glass full of water at around mid-day on Sunday 5th October 2008. I was half expecting him to float right on the top of the water, but no such miracle was made manifest and he sank right to the bottom. I couldn’t get him to stand upright in the glass, let alone walk on water.

Before his “baptism” he measured 36 mm in height. This means that with proper care and attention he could grow up to about 21.5 cm. Readers, focus your prayers on Grow Jesus over the next 72 hours and let’s see just how big our Mini Lord can get!

Stand by for an update this evening!

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